I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to make you wish you had an entirely different life. (Via FB)

Congratulations to the dude who was offering a free trip around the world to any girl with the same name as his ex-girlfriend, he finally found a new Elizabeth Gallagher.

Remember Jordan Axani? He's the 28-year-old dude from Toronto I reported on last month who bought some really cheap tickets to travel around the world with his girlfriend, Elizabeth Gallagher, but then got dumped (allegedly, he didn't say how the relationship ended, but... come on.) and then posted a query on reddit to find a girl with the same name as his ex he could give the tickets to so they wouldn't go to waste.

He said he wasn't looking for a girlfriend replacement, he just wanted to "give back to the universe," and we all had to hope that "give back to the universe" did not mean "kill in cold blood and then dispose of in the Ganges."

Now, a month later, the NY Post reports that he has finally found an Elizabeth Gallagher to give back to the universe!

Say hello (or goodbye) to Elizabeth Quinn Gallagher, a 23-year-old student and part-time office administrator from Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia.