Might as well grab a blu-ray disc of “Prometheus” while you’re there.
The only thing guaranteed to make you sadder than shopping at Walmart is shopping at Walmart for your own or a loved one’s casket. But Walmart knows we’re willing to put up with a lot—the bankruptcy of local independent stores, fluorescent lighting, the type of people who shop at Walmart—to get a deal. Even better if we can buy our bargain urns online and not have to worry about people seeing and judging how much we really cared about our dear departed. Look, it might not be a brand-name casket, but it’ll do just fine for the first few months of eternity.