Looks like someone's gonna walk the plaque... ugh, sorry. (via)
It's both a blessing and a curse when one of your biannual dentist appointments happens to land on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, as it did for this redditor yesterday. As is plainly evident in the picture above, this guy takes both dental hygiene and buccaneer vocabulation very seriously.
"Forgot I had a dentist appointment and didn't have time to change. They think I am crazy in the waiting room," redditor Possibly_ explained in a post yesterday. "...Krispy Kreme is giving out a free donut if you talk like a pirate, or a whole dozen if you dress like one. I love free stuff."
So, on the one hand, the normals in the waiting room will think you're insane. But on the other, there's no better time for a thorough cleaning than after eating a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)