"Like a roadmap?"

This is Janet Silverman.

Janet is one of five women in America who has never been sent a dick pick. To cure her extreme case of fomo, she sat down to film a video of herself looking at 89 pics o' dicks, all in succession. Breathe through your nose, Janet.

Fortunately, we don't have to see what she's seeing, but she does a damn good job of describing... 


"Big round lollipop dick."


"It's like, 'Bleogh.... I'm so tired.'" 


"Curve!"

Sources: h/t Hairpin