A college girl went on a Twitter tirade about having accidentally texted a nude selfie to her dad. Happy Place Investigates.
No, her school hours are spent staging barely believable click-bait Twitter plays.
Yesterday, a college girl with a love for the grand tradition of tall tales spun a yarn on Twitter about sending a naked photograph of herself to her dad, which is very embarrassing and almost definitely didn't happen. Or maybe it did? Either way, every site on the Internet ran it. The bullshit began with a single barbaric yawp:
OMG HOW DO YOU CANCEL A TEXT MESSAGE !!— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
The urgency! Whatever is the matter, nyyy nyyy, aka Twitter's own @dearfashionn?
i just sent a nude to my dad.— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
Priceless! Dads HATE receiving photographs of their naked adult daughters! Take us on your magic carpet ride, nyyy nyyy.
like idk wtf to do man— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
Writer's block already? Workshop it, maybe?
i dont even want to wake up tomorrow. im turning my phone off.— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
No! Suicide is way over-dramatic, and a lot of first-time writers use that as an escape hatch from a story, but try to let this one play out. Maybe intro new characters?