You'll never have to play with your dog again! (via YouTube

Someone created a machine that will play with a dog. Or a dog that will play with a machine. Either way, the dog is occupied so this engineer is free to invent other valuable time and fun savers, like a robot that goes out for drinks with your friends and then has sex with strangers.

Your dog = machine's best friend.

(by Myka Fox)

Sources: The Unknown But Not Hidden | h/t Redditor moichido1