Hey look, Hank from Breaking Bad just died!

Ha ha! Get it honey! You're a widow now! How on earth will you go on? Your remaining years will be a lonely trudge toward oblivion. Humor!


Good luck getting her to give a crap when you actually get electrocuted to death, Mr. Husband Who Cried Electrocuted Wolf. She'll leave you on the floor for days before the smell convinces her you're toast for real this time. That will leave a stain on the carpet most likely.

Sources: Gawker