This is more important than news: it's your frickin' vagina.

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Redacted Tonight is a comedy program that knows that rampant labiaplasty ads have women worried their "downtown smile" is too gross for love, so they've gotten one step ahead of the beauty industry and predicted "The Barbie."

While smoothing off your own genitals into a blunt plane isn't yet available to anyone made of actual human flesh, Abby Feldman and the RT team created the perfect commercial for when Barbie vaginas are ready for low self-esteem women everywhere.

So, when can we expect The Barbie to hit the mainstream? Hopefully never. Or, at least, not until some time after the word "labiaplasty" becomes accepted by spellcheck.