We'll make it as painless as possible.
For the newly hatched, Khloé is on the left, Amber Rose is on the right. (via Getty)
Two hot, rich women who are famous for reasons it's impossible to understand got into a fight this weekend over the same stuff more ordinary ladies throw down about all the time: cute boyz.
There are a lot of Kardashians and all their names start with K, so stick with me.
Soooooo, Kylie Jenner, 17:
She's a model. (via Instagram)
Is dating Tyga, 25:
Rowr, he's a rapper. (via Instagram)
Who used to date Blac Chyna, of indeterminate age:
Pretty, though! (via Instagram)
Who is friends with Amber Rose. Amber Rose was being interviewed by Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club and threw this out:
Kylie's a baby. She needs to go to bed at 7 o'clock and relax. It's ridiculous. Tyga should be ashamed of himself. That's how I feel. For sure. He has a beautiful woman and a baby and left that for a 16-year-old who just turned 17.
Since some of the best drama starts during radio interviews these days, Kylie's half-sister Khloé was on the case.
“I was a stripper since I was 15 years old," Amber Rose told Foxx. Please don't worry about my sister who has a career & her shit (1)
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) February 16, 2015
Oh my gosh. Everyone just got into calling each other whores from there.
Well, how could this spiral out more? Oh! That's right, there's also Instagram.
Oh, yes she did. (via Instagram)