Finally, the perfect solution to remove your drunk friend AND cop a grab on his inner thigh.
Don't blink, or you'll miss the best way to lift some dead weight.
Step 1: Facing your drunken buddy, grab his right pant leg with your left hand.
Step 2: Roll under your left arm, grabbing drunky's right inner thigh as you go.
Step 3: Use that momentum to roll the drunk bastard on top of you.
Step 4: Stumble to get up, and evacuate.
Your drunk friend might not thank you, but everyone else will.
*Hardcore evacuation music not included.