Finally, the perfect solution to remove your drunk friend AND cop a grab on his inner thigh.

Don't blink, or you'll miss the best way to lift some dead weight.

Step 1: Facing your drunken buddy, grab his right pant leg with your left hand.

Step 2: Roll under your left arm, grabbing drunky's right inner thigh as you go.

Step 3: Use that momentum to roll the drunk bastard on top of you.

Step 4: Stumble to get up, and evacuate.

Your drunk friend might not thank you, but everyone else will.


*Hardcore evacuation music not included.