Awww, who's a little drunky bear? You're a little drunky bear! Yes you are!
Three officers had to be called to the Cork, Ireland McDonald's, where a reportedly not very sober individual (pictured, center) got his big adult ass stuck in a teeny baby high chair. The man and his predicament quickly went viral after the photo was posted to Imgur, where it's gotten over 1.7 million views thus far.
While the drunk story makes the most sense, are we sure this wasn't a real-life version of Big? He could have made his wish from some machine at an Irish carnival (if wishes are going to come true anywhere, it'll happen in Ireland), then he plopped down in a high chair while still little and bam, the wish comes true and he's an adult being arrested for public intoxication. We'll continue to dream.