"Gee, y'all, this lineup is so. much. fun! I can't believe this is our last high school arrest!"
If the last few decades of American culture have taught us anything, it's that it's not why you were arrested that matters; it's how awesome you looked during it. In this case, except for the badass girl at bottom-right, that look is "scared shitless." We're not saying that underage drinking is good. It's not; it's legitimately bad for your brains, kids. Grow all your brain cells and then destroy them with substances when you're old enough. We also really hope no one got their college plans screwed up (given that all the students go to suburban private schools, we're optimistic), but in the end we know that bottom-right girl will be proved right: no one will give a crap about this after you're 21.