Half-naked woman who stole some steaks yields excellent headline.
Could have gone with "steak theft" or simply "accused of shoplifting." But "meat heist" is more likely to draw all those people Googling for catburglar themed pornography. Oddly, the woman was in possession of pants, and she put them back on when she began her run from the police. Only when they apprehended her did they find the steaks in her bag and determine they were stolen. First rule of crime: don't get nude in public until you've stashed the goods.
Sources: Wausau Daily Herald