I take back every gun-control argument I've ever made: clearly, someone needs to start shooting British teenagers. They're horrible, all of Europe hates them, and although it is a totally unrelated and unnecessary insult, most of them are unattractive. Guns are pretty verboten in Britain, however, except for muzzle-loading black powder pistols, so we'll just have to hope that Mike Williams does, indeed, get his hands on him and "kick him in the arse so hard he'll never shit again."
Click on the image to read the report by the Sunday Sport's Simon Dean, who seams almost as excited to spread the word shit all over the page as that Scottish teen is about spreading it down Mike Williams' chimney.
(by Johnny McNulty)