Imagine that you were a total jerk and stole somebody else’s phone (or found it) and started using it to take selfies. In addition to being a jerk, you’re also an idiot, because most people’s smartphones back up those pictures to the cloud, Dropbox, or some other place where they can be used to shame you online.

1. J'accuse!

Strong evidence suggests he just stole some kid’s phone.
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2. Bucket list.

You’re a thief, unibrow baby. An adorable thief, but a thief nonetheless.

3. Unibrow baby, all grown up.

Unibrow baby is still up to his old tricks of stealing phones and chilling his drinks in a bucket.

4. Hello, ladies.

Room for one more.
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