What's worse, this was the most-liked status Bryan ever posted.
Crime doesn't pay, kids. Not only are you risking your future, or shaming your family, you may permanently ruin your online karma. The Internet is like a giant middle school, where no one will ever forget that one time you peed your pants while getting arrested for indecent exposure and the cops put your picture on Facebook. Bryan here learned that the hard way. He probably had a lot of friends who thought he was real tough, and now Officer Bradshaw made him look pretty darn stupid. So learn from Bryan's example and delete your Facebook account if you're going to be a criminal. It's the right thing to do.