Meet Audrey Deen Miller, the internet's newest folk hero. If you thought Facebook went nuts trying to stop Kony, wait until the "Free Audrey Deen" posts start clogging up your feed. Her husband is okay after being shot in the stomach, but he'd better have his hospital room guarded if they don't Free Audrey Deen activists breaking into his room and pumping arsenic into his IV. Meanwhile, cat ladies everywhere are reading this story thinking, "This is why I'm still single, so I don't have to go to jail for rightfully popping a cap in some guy who would dare lay a hand on Mr. Flufferburger."