Who ordered the kitty sampler? (image grabbed from Neko Zushi)

Has your cat fanaticism driven you to think about sushi made with cats yet? If not, then you're way behind these guys, who are already posing and photographing cats in a variety of sushi and sashimi poses. We're not sure if this makes us confused or hungry or both, but we do know what we're getting for lunch. Pizza. Safe, cat-free pizza. See more cats on white rice at BuzzFeed.

Do not even think about putting wasabi on this kitty.


Try to get the whole thing in you mouth in one big bite or you'll get hissed at.


Sushi kittens cost extra, but they're leaner and less chewy.


Sushi cat's all dolled up for a night on the rice!


Sushi cats don't discriminate against the elderly.


No idea what's going on here.


And finally, here is a video that explains more about sushi cats without really explaining anything at all. This whole thing is making us less zen, not more! Someone explain this!


Sources: Neko Zushi | BuzzFeed | TandNPeanuts on YouTube