They could have at least posted an ad for grad school. Or the location of a bar where employed women who make terrible choices hang out. There isn't a single cover band with an open spot? No room in The Fake Plastic Trees? Still Seething: The Veruca Salt Experience isn't in need of a percussionist? We guess the recession can't really be blamed for this, since there was never much to be found on that board to begin with, but we do hope the photographer will title this photo "Drummer Unwanted."

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