One of the best and usually worst things about Twitter is that it gives us unprecedented access to the everyday lives of politicians, athletes, musicians, movie stars, and bankrupt airlines. These hastily written, half-formed thoughts from vapid multi-millionaires with imaginary problems are often deserving of merciless ridicule. A few of our favorite funny people have already turned this into a hobby. Now, it's YOUR turn. Take a look at the tweet above, in which Ashton Kutcher imparts some valuable wisdom he apparently attained in line at a Starbucks, and send a smart-ass response of your own, formatted like this:
Add the hashtag, "#celebreply," then copy and paste your tweet in the comments below, along with a link to it. We're looking for originality and cleverness, and there's no limit to how many times you can enter. You have 24 hours — results will be posted tomorrow. Good luck!