Thanks to a hotel bar's policy of making guests sign for their drinks, one man got to see the phrase "drank enough to forget my own name" illustrated in his own increasingly impaired penmanship. The fifth one looks like some white-out was brought in for a do-over, probably because he started to write "Call my sponsor and tell him to come get me" before thinking better of it. Nothing compares to the final one in the series, which we expect resembles a lot of the signatures on rehab facility admittance forms.

Here's hoping he stayed away from the marina >>


[ Via Reddit]