Let the hate flow through you.
Pixels is the latest offering from Adam Sandler and Sony to make reviewers everywhere question the point of their job. Unless they're like MovieBob, who has bravely chosen to see this not as a burden, but an opportunity to hone the craft of artfully destroying something that can only technically claim to be called cinema. From calling out its incoherence to the fact that a woman is given as a literal trophy to one of the manchild protagonists, this 10-minute rollercoaster of rage is, I guarantee you, more fun than going to see Pixels could possibly be. Maybe someone should make it into a movie.