We wish we could be this enthusiastic about stuff. The only time we get this excited about anything is when we've had an exhorbitant amount to drink and our songs finally come on the jukebox. We also wish we were friends with this guy, just so we could sit next to him while watching "Unstoppable" (spoiler alert: they stopped it. Apparently you can make a movie about a train that got stopped and you can call it "Unstoppable." Everything is lies).