Sorry pal, you're still not getting a job.
Our summer intern was fine, but he certainly never recited any movies in under 30 minutes. Once, he rambled most of The Lion King while drinking, but that took like six hours and was riddled with errors. Next Movie's intern Christopher Rosa, on the other hand, should win something for being able to do this. If only there was some way a company he was interning with could reward him for his excellent party trick. Oh, I know! They could post it on their website. Duh.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)