Meter's perfect. You, sir, get an A in Dicking Around At Critical Moments In Your Life 101.


Ditch all your finals. This chalkboard clearly indicates that you should pursue a life of poetry. Or a life of standing on a street corner screaming obscenities at the memory of the person you once were, the long-dead corpse of the person you hoped you'd be, the person that died so many years ago when you were playing with multi-colored chalk and a chalkboard instead of studying. Either way, you get to drink a bunch.

Sources: Redditor StructuralPigeon