Daps with President Mom Jeans
President Obama stopped into Franklin BBQ in Austin, TX for a photo opportunity and food worth waiting in line for.
By the time POTUS cut in line to get to the front, Daniel Rugg Webb, comedian, musician, and part-time Franklin BBQ employee, was waiting to ring him up at the front, and also to discuss the important issues.
Webb took the opportunity to shout, "Equal rights for gay people!"
"Are you gay?" Obama asked.
Kinda direct, Barry, don't you think? Does the president's stance on equal rights change with the sexuality of the BBQ cashier?
Webb reflected the absurdity of the question perfectly, "Only when I'm having sex."
"That's when he laughed and said, 'Bump me,'" Webb told the Austin Chronicle.
“It was just a lucky day to be the register girl,” says Webb. "If Rick Perry would've walked in, I would have lost my job. I would've taken that old queen to town."
No word from Rick Perry regarding the rumors that he also "fist pounds."
(by Myka Fox)