We've seen our fair share of pithy "Danger" signs, but this is probably the most ominous to date. To be fair, this sign works much better than the one that reads, "Touching this will kill you, but you'll go instantly, like a flick of a switch, and then angels will carry your worn and weary soul to eternal salvation where finally you'll be given some peace. Can't imagine a better way to die really. Your pet cat, Waffles, who got hit by a car when you were seven, is up there waiting to cuddle in your lap just one more time. All you have to do is touch this thing."

Sources: Yasrsly