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Some of Patrick's more advanced lessons include "playing for hours despite knowing only three chords," "slightly altering a Jack Johnson song and passing it off as your own," "choosing the right time to wink during the chorus," and "knowing just how crooked to wear your fedora." We tried using Patrick's techniques, but then every time we tried to pull out our guitar at a party, that douche had already beaten us to it. He really is a true professional.

Sources: Reddit