Hahahah that dude on the left. (via Hernando County Sheriff)
Logan Brown, 18, and Christopher Ramos, 20, are the stars of the greatest stoner caper of all time. Last week they blazed up and broke into an elementary school in Spring Hill, Florida (sigh), where they stole a bunch of Froot Loops (good choice, arguably one of the tastiest stoner snacks).
The sheriff's office described this activity by saying they were "going on an adventure."
I bet it was. I remember how small those chairs were, I can't believe we used to fit in them.
Once they got in (the report does not include how, allowing us to imagine something like this), they wandered the halls until they found an open classroom stocked with Froot Loops. Jackpot.
They nabbed the Loops, but security cameras caught video of them on the premises. Check them out, you're not going to believe this.
Head lamps and fatigues!
Loops in hand!
Oh, the imagination on these boys. This must have been the best organized Froot Loops heist in Kellogg's history.
Once the pictures went up on the HCSO Facebook page, a bunch of people narced the dudes out and they were busted. Both Brown and Ramos were arrested on Tuesday and charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure, but within hours they were released from Hernando County jail.
An interesting arrest, considering all of the movement in the effort to legalize weed. Proof that marijuana is in fact a gateway drug... to sugary cereal.