This guy was having a merry old time on the 2 train surprising passengers with his 12-inch black dildo.

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Animal New York photographer, Aymann Ismail, was on the Flatbush-bound 2 train this Saturday when a seemingly intoxicated man boarded his car. According to his account, the man was being teased by some young men beside him when he suddenly whipped out an enormous black dildo.

While usually a lone man drunk on the train is sad, not funny, this guy just seems so pleased with himself. And he has a dildo. According to Ismail, what had begun as some spontaneous sex toy waving, was soon a delightful game:

"Every time the train pulled into a station, he'd put the dildo away, sit quietly, let people board, then whip it out and wave it around, startling the new passengers."

He's not the first person to turn a sad situation into an absurdist one with a dildo. There was also the unclaimed penis mold at baggage claim, which sounds pathetic, but makes me laugh every time. And the guy being interviewed about the Boston Bombing, oblivious to the giant pink phallus behind him. Maybe it's puerile, but a good d*ck joke smooths over any awkward situation. For instance, a guy wagging a dildo at you.


Amusement is waning. (via ANIMAL New York, photo by Aymann Ismail)

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Sources: Animal New York