Dear Nazis,

Are you really so dumb that you are unaware of the single most common use of the word "nazi," aside from describing the original Nazis? I mean, obviously, you're pretty f-ing dumb. You're Nazis. American Nazis (perhaps even Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis) who are obviously also unaware of what the word "American" means. 

You'd think there'd be a hundred grammar nazi jokes a day in the ANP clubhouse, but I guess humor isn't their strong suit. After all, they say Jews are pretty funny, so maybe the ANP just avoids humor and irony out of principle.

If there is one thing you can say about the Nazis, it's that they are consistent. If there are two things, it would be a very long stretch of profanities (properly punctuated, of course).


(by Johnny McNulty)