We reserve the right to refuse service to time travelers from a 1996 Limp Bizkit concert.

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It's a liquor license issue. Not all bars are zoned for business in the front, party in the back operations. Or maybe the bouncers simply knew it was Thursday, and he should come back on Tuesday when the bar hosts Joe Dirt Trivia Night. Or more likely, the female patrons were overhwhelmed with the urge to grab David Hoogland's glorious cascade of hind-hair and feel themselves teleported back to their teenage years, when they were exchanging blowout tips with their first mulleted boyfriends. You make them remember when they were young, David, and it makes them sad to wonder where the years have gone. Find another bar, where Hillbilly Freddy Mercury is welcomed with open arms.

Sources: Arbroath | Yahoo News Australia