Ever since it fell in the septic tank sinhole, they've been calling it "My Little Poo-ny"
Forget your stupid cats stuck in trees. The Fire Department of Chatham, MA just raised the adorable-animal-rescue bar high enough for a mini horse to walk under it. This majestic creature fell into a sinkhole that probably opened up around an underground septic tank. Fortunately, none of that mess got into its amazing 80s rock star hair.
It's been a big day for holes opening up in the earth and swallowing things, although the dramatic collapse of a street in Baltimore was more "OOOOOOOHHHH" than "Awwwwww."
The horse is in good spirits and has signed on to star in a reboot of "Labyrinth."
(by Johnny McNulty)