Wait, wha??! When did those two get married?! Ugh, we hate having a day job.
Soap opera scores are usually written by highly trained monkeys, but it turns out a cat can compose the music just as easily. Redditor PGERMS wanted to impress a girl, and so, like Redditors do, he got a cat involved. Apparently, the girl he likes suggested that the music in her favorite soap opera is so bad, her cat could write it. PGERMS put this to the test, and these are the results of his experiment. We think this cat could be the next John Kittyams. (What is it about cats that makes us want to use such unconscionable puns?)