Introducing the Man Candle. No that's not a fun new euphemism for your penis (though it should be). It's a line of scented candles from Yankee Candle. Yes, these are real and yes, they purport to make your home smell like manly pasttimes such as lawn mowing, football, and earning 30% more than women with the same skill set. Our favorite is "Man Town," which apparently smells like a man-cave and not like the leather bar of the same name that can be found in the gay district of every American city. We look forward to future manly scents like "Beer Fart," "UFC Locker Room," and "August Ball Sack."
May 17, 2012 @ 6:01pm
Sources: Yankee Candle
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