Use this key if you're ready for things to get steamy.
According to Reddit-user cassiebear, who posted these pics, she wasn't able to be at home when the gas man came by to fix her water heater. Rather than leave a boring, impersonal note telling him where things were and what's what, she decided to toy with his emotions, intrigue him with romance, and maybe make him panic that he's about to be sacrificed to a lonely lady gone mad from lack of hot water. Let's take a walk through what his mind-set must have been while journeying into cassiebear's home.
Oh dear God is that blood?! Oh God I knew one day I'd walk in on a murder. And no one knows where I was for the past two hours. Oh God I'm going to be framed for a crime I didn't commit! I need to dispose of the body and—
Oh wait, rose petals.
She wants more than just gas.