Cover yourself in edited-for-content pixelation with the self-censorship bath towel. She's completely covered up and completely naked at the same time, so it's a win-win for everybody involved. Sorry but this is the sexiest bath towel ever. Nothing is more alluring than when you're presented with nudity that a censor has looked at and decided, "No, you can't have this nudity. This nudity will damage you." Though in the picture below, it doesn't work so well on the guy. It looks like someone decided that thighs are obscene:


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