Yes, this is human. (Via VK)

Look out, old Human Barbie. There's a new, younger Human Barbie, and she's only 16 years old.

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Meet Lolita Richi. According to The Daily Mail, she's only been doing the Human Barbie thing for a year but already has a bunch of fans and is totally natural and not a robot sex doll. 

Originally from Kiev, Ukraine, now living in Tukmenistan, Lolita claims that she's never had any plastic surgery, and her 20 inch waist and 32F breasts are totally natural. No photoshop. Not even dieting. 


What has two thumbs and might be a robot sex doll? (Via VK)

"I had great features to start with and I just improved on them," Lolita told the Daily Mail. "My big breasts are natural although I sometime wear a push-up bra to enhance them. I have a gorgeous figure so I don't even have to diet. I just eat whatever's available in the fridge whether that's sausages or fruit."

Do robots eat sausages? 

"I started wearing affordable contact lenses and make-up," she continued. "My mother used to be an actress so I borrow her wigs."

Really, Lolita? The only thing you've done to change your appearance is eat sausages and wear colored contacts? The rest was just left up to mother nature?


My engineer programmed me to say YOLO when my sensors detect fun. (Via VK)

That's so rude. At least the old Human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova, had the decency to claim that she attained her dollish figure by being a breatharian. You know, those people who believe they can survive on only air and light. It's kinda like being a plant, but without all that fattening dirt.  

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Sources: Daily Mail