Noah, you really shouldn't be so happy that there's no school. You need it.

Hurricanes are a force of nature that we are powerless to stop. So, too, are stupid people. You can take preparations, but you will never be totally able to avoid them. Last night, stupid people swept over Twitter in a flood of typos and bad jokes that forced many to abandon their feeds. Of course, your jokes last night were great. We're not talking about you. That thing you said about it being windy? Genius. Not like these dumbasses. These are fools we can all get together as a nation to laugh at in this time of crisis.
 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

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