Look, I'm not going to be a wuss and argue for helmets, but how about shoes?
A person named "tiago Hofferber" uploaded this video of a man wearing sandals and no helmet driving a rusty motorcycle that has been tied to a tree branch far above it. The motorcycle spins, flies, almost takes out the cameraperson, and nearly slams into a tree trunk and many tree branches. Despite all this, no lessons were learned and it just ended up looking fun. Humans, I will remind you, are the species that eliminated all other top predators and conquered the Earth with their intelligence. Yes, the same humans who made this video.
(by Johnny McNulty)