And her mama was like, "Calm the f*** down. It's just hail."


God, that does sound scary. Last night, a freak hailstorm hit a small town outside Houston with massive hailstones that damaged buildings and cars. For the record, the safest place to be during a Texas hailstorm is with your guns. Anyway, we can't help but suspect that this local news station had other interviews they could have shown, but picked the one with the most potential to go viral. Sure, the station could work hard and over time develop a reputation for being a reliable news outlet with journalistic integrity. But ain't nobody got time for that.

Sources: TrippingOverFunny on YouTube