"Buy our tires, as soon as your done cleaning out your shorts."
I don't know whether people in Japan enjoy being scared more than Americans, but I know that this ad would run once on U.S. television before it would be shut down for scaring the crap out of people, and the producers would be buried in lawsuits into their golden years.
Have you watched it yet? Are you afraid? It's a commercial for car tires, how scary can it be?
If you're not going to watch it, at least send it to a friend. But a friend you're okay getting an email from saying, "Dude, WTF? Why would you do that to me at work?" That kind of friend.
C'mon, watch it. You know you want to.