Once we were blind, but now we see.
I really hope I don't have to explain this, but do not actually put a metal vise in a microwave. You will cause explosions to happen.
This is the latest in Murderbot Production's hilarious parodies of "lifehacks," the endless Internet tips that aim to tell you that you've been doing every routine task wrong your entire life. If you found this ice cream hack entertaining, you'll love his demonstration of how to revolutionize your bagel-eating experience.