Public library responds to Lance Armstrong interview by moving his books to a more appropriate section.
Where they will be bound together and sold as "2 Fast 2 Faustian."
No matter how much you've accomplished in life, you can't really be called a Renaissance Man without writing at least one novel. Now, thanks to admitting how he had never actually accomplished anything, Lance Armstrong has entered the ranks of American fiction writers in a single stroke. By finally acknowledging his massive deception, Lance Armstrong's books have been transformed from a series of saccharine-inspirational self-help nonsense into the greatest tale of manipulation and self-delusion of our lifetimes. Now all he needs to do is record an album about how not sorry he is.