"Like a penning fentricate. Ballona value precisity!"

I have to admit being a bit jealous of the woman in this video. Like most Americans, I can only speak gibberish in English. It's always been my dream to be multi-gibberal. Sure, if I really need to, I can stitch together enough nonsense syllables to just barely babble incoherently in Spanish. But this woman speaks absolute drivel in an astounding number of languages: French, Swedish, Portuguese, Arabic, Hindi, something that's not quite Russian. Even some totally made-up ones. Plus, she speaks both UK rubbish and US balderdash. And she does it flawlessly. Very impressive!


(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: smoukahontas | h/t redditor pineapplejuniper