If these kids are our future, then YOGEO! You Only Go Extinct Once!
We could probably write something mildly funny here but to be honest that seems like a ton of work — especially when you're probably not even going to read it. Anyway, here are some pictures of people to make you feel better about your own shiftlessness.
I can't finish this status. Can someone text me "Funny" or "Not Funny"?
If we're not careful, the Chinese may surpass us in unbelievable sloth.
Wow. It's one thing to be lazy, but to have to aspire to laziness? That's lazy.