The sensation of a treadmill under your face is so worth the cost of a gym membership!
First of all, we'd find it really helpful if someone literally lifted us up and placed us on the treadmill. But we can't promise we wouldn't react the way this kitty did and try and take a nap on it. What we really need is someone to move our legs for us, one at a time, until we're thin and beautiful. Or, like this kitty, we could just embrace the curvy look. Embracing sounds pretty exhausting though. Maybe someone can do that for us, too.