News flash to parents (especially this dude in the United Kingdom): You can't turn your gay kid straight. It's just medically not possible. But for parents like the aforementioned British guy, you're still going to try, and you're going to make an ass of yourself in the process.
The story was featured on the British podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno, hosted by Jamie Morton, about a series of erotic novels Morton's dad wrote. Lindsay, a fan of the podcast, wrote in with a story too crazy not to believe:
Hi guys, I mentioned this podcast to my mum the other week and she told me a story too good not to share. A few years ago my neighbour’s son came out as gay and his dad was less than pleased to say the least. Apparently, in his mind, all this boy needed to save him from this life of sin was some good old fashioned hot sexy straight porn. He searched far and wide but no existing porn was up to the task. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
Um, hey gag-town, how you doin?