Last call at Gary's Chicaros is always served at quarter-to-Balls. (via Yelp)
What happens when you go on local television to say "I really don't want gays around" at your restaurant? Your restaurant, Gary's Chicaros, magically turns into a gay bar called Chicaro Club Enid, and you turn into a drag queen icon, thanks to hundreds of tongue-in-cheek (among other things) Yelp reviews from people around the country. To be clear, the restaurant is Gary's Chicaros, which does not have a Yelp page (Enid, OK is a pretty small town), so one had to be invented, and that's how Chicaro Club Enid was born. Whenever anyone Googles him or his restaurant, however, now this is sure to be what they find:
Gary's Chicaros: America's gay wet fever dream.
Gary James, owner of Gary's Chicaros has "been in business 44 years," so "I think I can spot a freak or a f****t," as he told NBC's KFOR-TV. "Any man that would compromise his body would compromise anything."