It's like the old saying: "Only two things come from Texas: Steers, and guys who are deeply insecure about their canary yellow Volkswagen Beetles." (It's not a very catchy saying.) This guy probably only lets his male friends ride shotgun if they agree to wear a "This Isn't What It Looks Like, I Swear To God" T-shirt. Dude, we don't think you're secretly gay. We think you're secretly a freshman sorority girl whose dad wouldn't spring for a BMW.
Oct 09, 2012 @ 1:30pm
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